If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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