I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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