We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at templeĀ
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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