She's JV to your varsity
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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