i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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