We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize