ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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