Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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