part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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