I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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