i think my mom watched the whole time
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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