I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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