remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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