I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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