Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is wine microwaveable?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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