I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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