Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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