Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
not ubering you a puppy
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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