youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
This baby is an asshole
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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