id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
tonight lets celebrate not being married
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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porn star boner night. come get it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize