Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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