okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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