just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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