Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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