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  • 79 45
    Submitted by Taipan on Oct 14, 10 at 5:27pm
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    Eh, it's ok OP, live a little.

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Michguy on Oct 14, 10 at 6:35pm
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    I suspect the OP was already fat.

  • 53 39
    Submitted by 619zac858 on Oct 16, 10 at 11:30am
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    You're so fat you only have a 50% chance of surviving the bypass surgery.

  • 57 48
    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Oct 14, 10 at 8:24pm
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    You're so fat you get the couple's specials!

  • 56 50
    Submitted by jennyftb on Oct 14, 10 at 11:56pm
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    Jesus tap dancing Christ! shut the fuck up with the 'first, firsty' shit!

  • 48 35
    Submitted by burky7 on Oct 15, 10 at 3:18am
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    Fried Oreos

  • 55 51
    Submitted by unanimous on Oct 14, 10 at 10:38pm
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    Tulsa state fair???

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Skibadeebee on Oct 14, 10 at 6:16pm
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    Texas state fair.\nDallas=fatty town forever.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Oct 14, 10 at 2:59pm
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    Not only are they making you firsty, but also a lonely loser that waits all day to be first.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by crich897 on Oct 14, 10 at 11:28pm
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    Way to be, OP. Not everyone has the courage to admit they'd rather have grease-smothered chocolate than sex.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by cleo_09 on Oct 15, 10 at 2:17am
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    The whole deep-fried chocolate thing emerged in Scotland. They're known to deep fry everything, including pizza and haggis. So it's not just being from Texas, lol.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Infamous69 on Oct 14, 10 at 6:06pm
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    Your so fat you sat on the rainbow and skittles came out

  • 40 38
    Submitted by mint on Oct 15, 10 at 6:24am
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    I'm from new zealand and we can get deep fried mars bars and snickers at most fish and chip shops. Never had one personally

  • 41 40
    Submitted by hmw21 on Oct 14, 10 at 11:45pm
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    That's not a Dallas area code, but I guarantee this kid was at the Texas state fair.\nNo other state has the balls to fry something already so unhealthy like a snickers, butter, margaritas, beer, twinkles and more and serve it to people already one of the fattest states in the fattest country in the world.\n\nGod bless Texas.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Samia on Oct 14, 10 at 11:50pm
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    hmw21, what? The state fair in South Carolina sells them, along with fried twinkies. I'm sure other states sell them as well. Your point is invalid.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by bubba70 on Oct 15, 10 at 12:14am
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    while they are incredibly unhealthy...on the real...they are delicious lol

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Sapphire_Soldier on Oct 15, 10 at 6:59pm
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    Haha fish and chips.... Ha!

  • 31 33
    Submitted by cwelkman on Oct 16, 10 at 4:53pm
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    The official food of all of inbred north west arkansas. Please let all of nwa l become part of Oklahoma. It would raise Arkansas IQ 100 points.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by bunny142 on Oct 15, 10 at 2:16am
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    Eating a deep fried snickers may have been the best decision of my life.\nMy mouth had an orgasm.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Alexithy on Oct 14, 10 at 4:01pm
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    Uh.. ew.

    • 38 40
      Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 15, 10 at 12:10am
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      Yeah, "ew" cause you're hot shit.\nOp: knock knock... you're fat.

  • 10 7
    Submitted by  on Jul 8, 12 at 11:59am
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    Last night I ate a peanut butter covered oreo

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 15, 10 at 12:05am
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    But did you 'wash it down' with fried beer and a fried twinkie for dessert?

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 10 at 2:36pm
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    fried snickers are making me firsty

    • 45 62
      Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 15, 10 at 12:11am
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      It must suck not having anything original in your life huh?