i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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