In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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