Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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