Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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