Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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