Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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