So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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