she looked like the bat from fern gully.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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