garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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