I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So much rum. So many feels.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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