Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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