Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Enjoy the penises
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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