It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize