I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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