Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Rumble strips road head = magical
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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