benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize