Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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