Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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