is your mom at the bar?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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