Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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