At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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