operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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