I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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