when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize