I just pynch a tree in the face
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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