you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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