i don't like sucking hair
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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